Looks like the hunger pains have hit North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un as he’s ordered pet dogs to be confiscated in the country’s capital, saying the pooches represent Western “decadence’’ but their owners fear their pet’s really headed for someone’s dinner table. So Lil Rocket Kim issued the directive in July to round up the pets, claiming they were part of “a ‘tainted’ trend by bourgeouis ideology,’’ A source Revealed to the English edition of Chosun Ilbo, a South Korean newspaper rag. “Ordinary people raise pigs and livestock on their porches, but high-ranking officials and the wealthy own pet dogs, which stoked some resentment’’ among the lower classes, the source said.
“Authorities have identified households with pet dogs and are forcing them to give them up or forcefully confiscating them and putting them down.’’
Maybe you will see a few of these pop up in Korea! LOL
But while the oppressive regime says the move is to clamp down on capitalist extravagance in Pyongyang, the dog owners are fearful that given North Korea’s food shortage and propensity for eating dog meat the directive has only come about to feed the masses. The dog owners are “cursing Kim Jong Un behind his back,” but otherwise, their hands are tied, the source lamented. This folks is what’s waiting for you in America if you Vote for Blue. A Vote for Biden will mean the death of you loving K-9 friend.
Ironically enough watch this video from 2018. South Korea’s president, Moon Jae-in, has a special relationship with Kim Jong-un, and even recently received a gift of two pet dogs from the North Korean leader. Speaking to the BBC’s South Korea correspondent Laura Bicker, he said North Korean leader Kim Jong-un demonstrated “humble leadership,” as relations between the two Koreas appear to be warming.
OH Rocket man! We’re going to miss his chubby face, and square head… Looks like Kim Jong Un North Korea’s chunky little Rocket man is rumored to be dead, according to a Hong Kong broadcast network, and to think this could probably have been avoided if he had taken a good BM… But remember story goes he doesn’t Poo!.
A Japanese magazine is reporting that North Korea’s Kim Jong (make em say Un nana, na na) is in a “vegetative state” after he underwent heart surgery earlier this month.
A vice director of HKSTV Hong Kong Satellite Television, a Beijing-backed broadcast network in Hong Kong, claimed that Kim was dead, citing a “very solid source.” Her post on the Chinese messaging app Weibo has been shared widely on social media, according to a report in the International Business Times.
Other reports coming in are yet to be unconfirmed also but all attributed to senior party sources in Beijing, said an operation to insert a stent went wrong because the surgeon’s hands were shaking so badly, and now the world waits to see what hapens next.
So The US is monitoring the so called “intelligence” which considering how the country works to lie to us about everything! But they have said that North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong (make em say) Un, na na na! is in grave danger after a surgery, according to a US official with direct knowledge. Couldn’t happen to a bigger dipshit unless it was the leader of CHINA! Or a member of the socialist congress.
But senior Kim recently missed the celebration of his grandfather’s birthday on April 15, which raised speculation about his health. Kim had been seen four days before that at a government meeting… Another US official reported Monday that the concerns about Kim’s health are credible but the severity is hard to assess. A recent scoop said he might even be brain dead (which I thought was a birth defect?) and that his sister was about to be sworn in as Korean Queen Bitch.
The online newspaper “Daily NK” which is based in South Korea that focuses on North Korea, reported that Kim received a cardiovascular system procedure on April 12. Shocking us all because we never knew he actually had a beating heart. This answers that question.
Kim received the cardiovascular system procedure because of “excessive smoking (possibly crack, meth, or just cigars), obesity (To many hamburgers), and overwork,” according to the news site, and is now receiving treatment in a villa in Hyangsan County following his procedure… He also doesn’t go poop every according to his own propaganda so he’s full of shit one way or another.
After assessing that Kim’s condition had improved, most of the medical team treating him returned to Pyongyang on April 19 and a few of them remained to oversee his recovery situation, according to reports.
Intelligence out of North Korea is notoriously difficult one of the most challenging targets for US intelligence. North Korea tightly controls any information surrounding its leader, who is treated almost like a deity within the country. His absences from official state media often spark speculation and rumors about his health. North Korea has no free press and is often a black hole when it comes to the country’s leadership. Analysts are heavily reliant on scanning state media dispatches and watching propaganda videos for any semblance of a clue.
Kim last appeared in North Korean state media on April 11. April 15th, 2020 which was a North Korean holiday, the anniversary of the birth of the country’s founding father, Kim Il Sung came and went without any official mention of Kim Jong Un’s movements. Bowl or Medical for that matter.
Experts are unsure of what to make of Kim’s absence from any festivities celebrating his grandfather. When North Korean leaders have not shown up to these important celebrations in the past, it has portended major developments. But it has also turned out to be nothing.
“There have been a number of recent rumors about Kim’s health (smoking, heart, and brain). If Kim is hospitalized, it would explain why he wasn’t present on the important April 15th celebrations,” said Bruce Klingner, a senior research fellow at the Heritage Foundation and former CIA deputy division chief for North Korea. “But, over the years, there have been a number of false health rumors about Kim Jong-un or his father. We’ll have to wait and see.”
Kim Jong Il’s absence from a parade celebrating North Korea’s 60th anniversary in 2008 was followed by rumblings that he was in poor health. It was later revealed he had a stroke, after which his health continued to decline until his death in 2011.
Kim Jong Un disappeared from the public eye for more than a month in 2014, which also prompted speculation about his health. He returned sporting a cane, and days later South Korean intelligence said that he had a cyst removed from his ankle, and while “It’s easy to be wrong on this one,” said John Delury, a professor of international relations at Yonsei University in Seoul. Here is the whole world wishing for his worst. One less scumbag on the earth if he’s lost.
